Monday, November 25, 2013

Marketing Lecture!

A Professor explained Marketing
to students

1) U see gorgeous girl in party, U
go to her & say I’m rich marry
me
Thats “Direct Marketing”

2) U attend party & ur friend
goes to a girl & pointng at U tells
her. He is very rich, marry him
Thats “Advertising”

3) Girl walks to U & says U rich,
can U marry me?
“That’s Brand Recognition”

4) U say I’m very rich marry me
& she slaps U
“Thats Customer Feedback”

5) U say I’m very rich marry me
& she introduces U to her
husband
“Thats Demand & SupPly Gap”

6) Before U say I’m rich, marry
me, your wife arrives
Thats “Restriction from Entering
New Market”:-)

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