An Engineer vs A Frog

An engineer was crossing a road
one-day when a frog called out to him and said,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want. "

Again the engineer took the frog out,
smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked,
"What is the matter?
I've told you I'm a beautiful princess,
and that I'll stay with you for a week and
do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said,
"Look, I'm an engineer.
I don't have time for a girlfriend,
but having a talking frog, now that's cool."

Book for sale...

An old man was standing with a book for sale.

A young man came to buy.

He bought the book for Rs.3000.

Old man advised
"DON'T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK otherwise You'll face a great problem"

Man finished the book with great fear but didn't open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiosity he opened the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price of the book is: Rs 30/-

Killer English!

School teacher's killer English:

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin!

2. Both of you three, stand together separately!

3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"

4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father!

5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...?

6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls.

7. Stand in the middle of the corner!!!