Its Performance, not Position that Counts !

A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.
 

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy : Who r u ?
Guy : I am a bus driver.
God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
 

God to the Priest : Who r u ?
Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
 

Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.
 

God : Results, my son, results. While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...
 

“Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!”

Marketing Lecture!

A Professor explained Marketing
to students

1) U see gorgeous girl in party, U
go to her & say I’m rich marry
me
Thats “Direct Marketing”

2) U attend party & ur friend
goes to a girl & pointng at U tells
her. He is very rich, marry him
Thats “Advertising”

3) Girl walks to U & says U rich,
can U marry me?
“That’s Brand Recognition”

4) U say I’m very rich marry me
& she slaps U
“Thats Customer Feedback”

5) U say I’m very rich marry me
& she introduces U to her
husband
“Thats Demand & SupPly Gap”

6) Before U say I’m rich, marry
me, your wife arrives
Thats “Restriction from Entering
New Market”:-)